Jeremy Clarkson Bans Keir Starmer from Pub

Jeremy Clarkson has officially opened his new pub, The Farmer's Dog, in the Cotswolds, but not without controversy. The opening was chaotic, with long queues and food shortages, leading Clarkson to describe the day as a 's***show.' Adding to the drama, Clarkson announced that Prime Minister Keir Starmer is 'banned' from the establishment, stating he is the first person on the ban list due to his perceived lack of understanding of rural issues. Clarkson criticized the Labour government, calling them a 'hopeless bunch,' and has made light of the pub's history, which includes its former use as a dogging site. Despite the challenges, Clarkson expressed hope that things might improve in the future. Locals have mixed feelings about the pub's new name and its association with Clarkson's antics.